1. Do a skit on Saturday night live with one of the old school actors like Jim Belushi, Eddie Murphy, or Dana Carvey.
2. Fly an airplane with a banner in the back calling people out who bother me.
3. Do an open-mic comedy night making fun of all my family and friends.
4. Grow dread-locks and not shave my legs for a year.
5. Go on a reality show where I don't have to be nice and maybe could even get into a wrestling match with someone.
6. Do a morning radio show saying whatever I wanted and crank calling people from my past.
7. Be a groupie for a rock band and follow them around in a classic Winnebago! (Probably the Goo Goo Dolls or Matchbox 20)
8. Go down to the U of A and heckle people, with a mega phone, as they walk by seeing how they would react.
9. Write a trashy love novel killing off ex-boyfriends and making pretty girls in high school really ugly in my story.
10. Actually stay in my pajamas all day on a Sunday with my family, not putting on make-up, not answering the door or phone, and not have a 100 people ask, "Where were you on Sunday?
SIDE NOTE: This was just for fun. Bryan being a pastor does not stop me from doing any of these things. My love for Jesus and other people are the reasons I would not participate in activities that would hurt others or put a dent in my integrity :)
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